So Playa Del Rey where I live decided it would be a good idea to save money by using recycled water to water the plants around the city.

That’s right, pre used water.

To water the plants.

The plants that I run by every day.

That get watered between 8 and 9 p.m.

Right when I go for my run.

Recycled Water...

Now, lets think about this. I live right by an airport. By homes. By businesses. Where exactly do you think they are getting their water that they then turn around and reuse to miss the plants and soak the pavement where I run.

Think really hard...

Where oh where do they get all their recycled water from?

Still not sure?

Yeah, well, I was a little skeptical at first too, but judging by the crippling smell, I would have to say there is no way that their recycled water is not from the toilet of every bathroom of every chili and Mexican restaurant within a 5 mile radius.

That is right.

Poo Water.

It’s poo-rifick, I’ll tell you that much. And the smell is to die for!

Every time I run by and the sprinklers are on, I have to risk my life by running in the street because the city does a shitty job (pun) of conserving where it counts, and it’s poo water sprinklers would drench anyone who dared run on the pavement.

I get scared that if the liquid poo touched me, it would burn like acid a hole in my skin. Eventually, instead of it healing correctly, I would just get little piles of smelly smelly doodie where my skin had once been.

The stench is seriously so unbelievable on occasion brings me to my knees and tears to my eyes.