Ok

I don’t believe in hell, but if I did,

Every man employed on every Asian boat whose sole purpose was to catch sharks for their fins,

Would burn there.

This man’s job it to murder sharks. And do you know why?

For Shark Fin soup, you silly!

Ok, looking at that picture again, I have decided that while we’re burning the source of the fins, we should burn the demand for them as well. So it’s settled, anyone who eats shark fin soup can burn in hell too.

Bastards

If you are going to try and say that these people are just trying to make a living, you can blow me. This is a big world, if they wanted to, they could find a job that did not involve shark genocide.

These people set out nets that catch sharks which are then pulled on board, stripped of their fins, and thrown back in the ocean, still alive, to die from suffocation.

That should strike you as fundamentally wrong.

Its not like we are breeding sharks for their fins. Chicken, Cows, Fish, those animals breed with the sole purpose of being killed when they get to be old enough to eat. With sharks we are catching them in the wild, where they are already endangered enough.

Ok, before I go on, I am going to address an important issue. The so what issue.

“Who cares Jes, they are just sharks”

Now, when people say this to me, I have a mild aneurism and I am sure that somewhere a baby Mahatma Gandhi eats a whoooole cow, but that is neither here nor there because that is a pretty ignorant statement.

If you are going to say that about sharks, you better say that about dolphins and whales and seals and tigers and lions and bunnies and bears and penguins. too. They have just as much an impact on their environment as sharks do.

Also, honestly, how could you hurt a pretty little thing like this:

Come on people, we live on a planet with other animals. Having mild consideration for them and not annihilating their species and food sources seems like a small trade off for living on a beautiful planet. If you don’t care about beautiful things then you won’t mind if we all go take a dump on the Mona Lisa or the latest Porsche or whatever beautiful thing you have a hard on for.

That’s fair, right?

The amount of effort it takes to not support the mass murdering of animals that we don’t breed for food is minimal, even for your lazy pea brain. I would tell you to get off your fat ass and make a salad, but not even that is required. Just stop eating sharks and using thing like brown bear gal bladder to help remedy your flu like symptoms.

Although in defense of poachers; I am sure they are justified in killing a whole brown bear for soley for its gal bladder because a gal bladder from a brown bear may or may not help the onset of a flu way more than something like say... time, R&R and orange juice would.

Damn Asians...

How about this, idiot;

Sharks help balance out the populations of other animals. Other, animals like dolphins. Dolphins that eat tuna. You eat tuna. So there you go:

More sharks = less dolphins = more tuna. More tuna makes it cheaper cost. Cheeper cost in a competitive market (hint; the USA has a competitive tuna market) will make it a cheeper price. Cheaper price for same product increases your marginal utility. Or:

more tuna = cheep tuna = more happy

for all you retards out there, that’s basic economics. Although, I guess if you need me to convince you not to eat shark, basic economics is probably a little beyond you.

No worries, poverty and ignorance usually go hand in hand, so if you are to ignorant to understand why shark genocide is inherently wrong you are too poor to go to a country that makes you pay $100.00 for a bowl of soup I am sure cant be that tasty anyway.

So I guess I am not that stressed about it.

At any rate, I think that when a man eats a shark, it can be pretty well understood as

Man, eating shark:

But in all honesty, I would much prefer that any man, eating shark would just replace the comma with a dash and become

Man-eating shark:

Which would lead to:

And then headlines like:

There, see, that is much better.