So I got some new hate-commentary from some ass face named Scott, and as soon as I was able to decipher what he was trying to say, I decided to take his advice and write about something positive.

Ready?

Ok here goes.

Now I am little new at this since I never every write about anything positive ever, so lets try it out:

Do you know what I think is really cool?

Like the coolest thing ever in the whole world?

Its true.

There is nothing on this planet that is cooler than an allergy.

In fact, really, any old allergy will do.

Allergic reactions to the air, peanut oil, cats, coherent sentence structure...

All cool!

Ok, pretty much that is it. I love allergies and I think they are the coolest thing ever because they make you sneeze or swell up or break out in hives or sound unintelligent.