So I was sitting in my car today which was parked next to a sexy black mustang and some ugly slut bag who looked like the freckle fairy farted on her face walked up to it and threw open the car door into my sexy little ride.

Fucking bitch, right?

Well along with that, the only reason she even acknowledged she had done anything wrong is because she saw me glaring at her.

In her defense, she did managed a feeble:

“Oh. Excuse Me”

which was then followed by giggle.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey bitch, I am sorry you are too retarded and lack the proper hand to eye coordination to open a car door in such a way that would avoid hitting a car parked at least two FEET away, but could you at least pretend to be sorry?

No?

Well, fake it you half-wit. Say your sorry like a normal human, so we can both get on with life without to many hard feelings.

What an idiot.

I didn’t get too upset with her though; I understood that she was too mentally challenged to be properly socialized to behave in a courteous fashion (as could be seen by the adorable little display of her manners). Getting angry at this ass hat would have been a little like getting angry at a special olympian for spilling a glass of milk.

Yeah, you can get pissed, but they’re still a cripple, so really, what’s the gain?

I wanted desperately to yell at her, but she was a mammoth of a woman and probably would have stomped on me for being right.

This, by the way, is because when stupid people get in an intellectual pinch, they use violence to solve their problem. Hitting someone is a lot easier than stringing the right words together to form a coherent sentence, much less any sort of argument, so they find it is a much easier out than actually thinking.

Usually I am shocked that stupid people are able to comprehend what I am saying well enough to understand I am insulting them at all. I think that what happens when I bag on them is that they have a vague sort of idea that the discussion is not really going in their favour, so they physically squelch it as a form of primate damage control.

There are some governments that do this too. Governments like dictatorships. Of course, when you tell a stupid person who uses violence to solve their problems that dictatorships that have no control on wether or not they use violence to solve their problems are bad, (you have to use the word “bad”, here since words like “unjust”, or “immoral”, or” ineffective”, or “inherently wrong”, are most definitely more than a little to beyond them) they can agree. Whatever you do though, don’t use that example to draw a parallel and show them their problem with violence, ‘cause then you are just askin’ for a beat down.

“Why how very consistent of you, Egor.”

What a bunch of Motards.

At any rate, back to the bitch in the parking lot; we ended up leaving at the same time, so I made sure to cut her skank ass off once we got onto the freeway.

OWNED!