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Devil’s Food

Moo-ficer.

Moo-kkake

Evil In-carne’


Think you can do better?

Give it to me! me your idea of a Moocifer and unless it is horribly offensive or a whole lot better than mine, I will post it here.

Remember, the best picture wins my much valued praise and adoration!

Have fun!

. . .

The entries are rolling in!

Sort of.

From Gump (Thanks Gump!):

“This may be a udder mistake”

It’s a mad mad cow, Gump

Ha! That's perfect.

Mad Cow like the disease and also an angry devil cow. And also udder sounding like utter.

Its beautiful because of the intricate tears of inherent simplicity!



The milk's gone bad

Also this one: "It's getting hot in here."

It is, isn't it.

Here is another one of mine:

Where’s the Beef from HELL???

Here is Bob’s ( Danny’s Dad)

Bob, you’re the King

To Date, this is the best one yet.

Bob, you rock the casbah!

Here are some my boyfriend decided to give me.

Alf=God

Nice Tits, pervert

He is a swell guy, and he knows how much I love it when he oggles othere women’s breasts. The original of the second picture actually had nipples in it!

How cool is that?

I like danny looking at other women’s bare boobies so much, I had to smudge them out so that he wouldn’t love me too much for letting him gawk at drawings I could never compare to without me bitching at him.*

Am I the best or what!

Anyway, keep the pictures coming kids.

Remember, you are fighting for my love.

*Note: Danny Do got the impression I didn’t appreciate the genius behind the pictures. Quite the contrary. I am inanely jealous that I am not so cleaver as to make then evil cow of temptation have boobs, candy and video-gaming capability.

The boob comment was a subversive blow so that my stupid moocifers would look better than they actually are.

And Gump, my mom thinks you win.

Danny, I think you get 10 points for putting boobs on a cow and still making it look hot.

Here is an expression of my love

The moose is loose.


By the way, MEAT kinda totally is MURDER

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