Once every 10 years, a really good band will come along. Like, really really ungodly holy crap the fans are fainting and I cry when I listen to them, good.

Bands like Elvis, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Madonna, Nirvana....

Popular, innovative, revolutionary. They each take music to the next level. Each were a key component in the evolution of the modern music of their time.

This is all important because I need all you guys to know that today’s equivalent to The Beatles is undeniably:

It is a fact that 311 is the best modern band and possibly the best band of all time. All of their music is so interesting. Listening to an album all the way through is like listening to an orchestra of wonderment. Each song is so passionate. So different than the last. So innovative.

Also, 311 is very creative, as can be seen by their latest rendition of Love Song, off their new album, “Covers of Songs That Sound Just Like the Original”.

311 is my favorite band because they rock and they are awesome and also

April Fools

Seriously

311 sucks and I would rather listen Joe Liberman whine about how video games are ruining our youth while getting a spinal tap than have to sit through a whole song, much less an album.